Fictitious Pirate

I live a DANGEROUS life
This is not for the conservative & weak-hearted.
Vulgar, raunchy, shameless.

http://twitter.com/fctitiouspirate
http://myspace.com/meganirl
Nov 23
Permalink
Nov 19
Permalink
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

thanks for calling me douchbag.

I’m so glad we’re not together anymore

Permalink
R.I.P my beautiful love

R.I.P my beautiful love

Nov 16
Permalink
Permalink
no hay secretos

no hay secretos

Nov 12
Permalink

double standard

so, why is it when a girl wants it the guy refuses pulling out the chick line “baby I’m tired” but when he wants it we better be at attention in a heartbeat?

how much sense does that make? If I were a guy and my girl was like baby I wanna fuck, there wouldn’t be a second thought about it tired or not, I’m puttin in that work and tapping out after wards. Not giving a lame excuse like “I’m tired”. That’s a dick in your ass move.

I’m taking back the right to want sex, and I’m refusing the right when I’m tired. There will be no more being at attention because he wants to, it is now my game, my field, and I play to win. I know all of the plays, the secrets, the special moves and I’m sure as shit gonna use them.

Nov 09
Permalink

moon lit conversation

  • Nick: I think you think about food more than sex
  • Me: No I think they balance each other out
  • Nick: How do you figure?
  • Me: If I'm not eating then I want to have sex, and when I'm done with sex, I'm usually hungry minutes later
  • Nick: You're such a fat kid
  • Me: I know...
Nov 05
Permalink
Nov 02
Permalink
Gangster Gangster

Gangster Gangster

Oct 30
Permalink

there are times when all your chips will fall

& there won’t be anyone there to bail you out